A nice virus (for a change)
This post at Gentoo-Portage (damn, no permalinks) gave me a nice idea about a virus payload.
I solved the IE problem, it seems Internet Explorer likes to think 100% is more then 100% (but only some of the time), so i have decreased a couple things to 99% to combat this, if anyone else has a problem with IE please tell me, so i can write a virus to fix IE or something.
How about getting a virus to change the IE renderer into Gecko? Or even better install Mozilla and make it the default browser 
