Time Traveler busted for insider trading
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Yahoo!: Time Traveler busted for insider trading: Figure this
one out!!!
Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall
Street wiz on insider-trading charges — and incredibly, he claims
to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
“But the fact is, with an initial investment of only
$800, in two weeks’ time he had a portfolio valued at over $350
million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business
developments, which simply can’t be pure luck.
Officials are quite confident the “time-traveler’s”
claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, “No one can find any
record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December
2002.”
